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A Blind Man And A Guide Dog

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. 

A passer- by who'd seen everything remarked: "That's very tolerant of you after what he just did." 

"Not really," came the reply. "I'm just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the nuts."

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