HumorShack - Animal Joke #25 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Panda And A Prostitute A panda spent the night in bed with a prostitute. The following morning as he is about ready to leave, the prostitute yells after him,  "Hey, aren't you going to pay me?"  The panda appears confused, so she throws a dictionary at him and tells him to look up 'prostitute.'  The definition reads: 'A woman who engages in promiscuous sexual activity for pay. ' The panda throws the dictionary back at the prostitute and tells her to look up 'panda.'  The definition reads: 'An animal that eats bushes, shoots, and leaves.' [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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