HumorShack - Animal Joke #61 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke]

Qs & As

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter because he won't come anyway.

Q: What do you call a dog with a cold?
A: Germy Shepherd.

Q: What does a Chow Chow say when you turn it inside-out?
A: "Ouch, ouch!"

Q: What do you call a dog owned by Count Dracula?
A: A bloodhound.

Q: What do you call a contrary German Shepherd?
A: A K-nein.

Q: What do you call a female dog that leads a gang of neutered puppies?
A: Queen of spayeds.

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