HumorShack - Animal Joke #62 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Good Supper There was a fly that was flying around a stick. But what the fly didn't know, was that a frog was watching him. The frog was thinking, "If that fly drops down six inches, I could get him. And, that would make me a good supper." What the frog didn't know was that a fish was watching him. The fish was thinking, "If that fly dropped down six inches, the frog would get the fly, and then I could get that frog. And, that would make me a good supper." What the fish didn't know was that a bear was watching him. The bear was thinking, "If that fly dropped down six inches, the frog would get the fly, the fish would get the frog, and then I could get the fish and that would make me a good supper." But what the bear didn't know was that a hunter was eating his lunch and hunting him. The hunter was thinking, "If that fly dropped down six inches, the frog would get the fly, the fish would get the frog, the bear would get the fish, and then I could get that bear and that would make me a good supper." What the hunter didn't know was that a mouse was watching him. The mouse was thinking, "If that fly dropped down six inches, the frog would get the fly, the fish would get the frog, the bear would get the fish, the hunter would drop his sandwich and go for the bear, and then I could get that sandwich and that would make me a good supper." But what the mouse didn't know was that a cat was watching him. The cat was thinking, "If that fly dropped down six inches, the frog would get the fly, the fish would get the frog, the bear would get the fish, the hunter would get the bear, the mouse would get the sandwich, and then I could get the mouse. That would make me a good supper." About that time, the fly dropped down six inches. The frog got the fly, the fish got the frog, the bear got the fish, the hunter dropped his sandwich and got the bear, the mouse got the sandwich, and the cat pounced to get the mouse. Upon pouncing, the cat missed and landed in the water. The moral of the story: Every time a fly drops down six inches, there's a pussy getting wet somewhere! [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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