HumorShack - Animal Joke #68 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] The Monkey A guy walks into a bar carrying a small monkey. As he sits down, the monkey jumps off his shoulder and starts running around, eating everything in sight. He eats the bar peanuts, he gobbles the fruit garnish, he chows down the pretzels, everything. Finally, he jumps onto the pool table and swallows a cue ball - whole. The bartender is a little more than pissed, and complains to the monkey's owner, "Did you see what that little bugger just did?" The man answers, "Yeah, he's a right little s**t, he is, eating everything in sight like he does. I can't control him, but don't worry, I'll pay for everything he's eaten." The man settles up with the bartender, grabs the monkey and leaves. Two weeks later, the man returns to the bar, still carrying the monkey. This time the monkey jumps to the bar, grabs a Maraschino cherry, stuffs it up his ass, pulls it out and finally eats it. The bartender is quite shocked. "That's disgusting. Did you see what your monkey did this time?" he asks. The man answers, "Yeah, he still eats everything in sight, all right. But ever since he ate that cue ball, he measures it first!" [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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