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Q: What happened when a farmer crossed an owl with a pig?
A: The owl gave everybody dirty looks.

Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
A: Mallardjusted.

Q: Why was it that the Drake never got to see a human face?
A: Every time it flew over, someone yelled, "Duck!"

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pig?
A: A bird that hogs the conversation.

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