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HumorShack - Animal Joke #77 [Previous Joke] [Next
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Q: What happened when a farmer crossed an owl with a pig?
A: The owl gave everybody dirty looks.
Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
A: Mallardjusted.
Q: Why was it that the Drake never got to see a human face?
A: Every time it flew over, someone yelled, "Duck!"
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pig?
A: A bird that hogs the conversation.
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