HumorShack - Animal Joke #83 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Qs & As Q: What do you do when you come across an elephant? A: Wipe it off. Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute? A: A two-ton hooker who'll go for peanuts, but she'll never forget you. Q: Why did they kick the elephants out of the pool? A: Because they wouldn't keep their trunks up. Q: What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm? A: One is a legacy and the other is a sea of legs. Q: Why did the ant race along the boxtop? A: Because the box said: "Tear Along Dotted Line." [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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