HumorShack - Religion Joke #28 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Eve One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I'm lonely. And, I'm sick to death of apples!" "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man', Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego, and an inability to empathize or listen to you. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be extremely gifted at fighting and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not all that bad 'in the sack' if you know what I'm saying." "That sounds wonderful," says Eve, with curiosity. "Yes, well, he's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick... Eve, you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first." [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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