HumorShack - Religion Joke #81 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Signs On Church Property "No God -- No Peace. Know God -- Know Peace." - "Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!" - An ad for St.Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets." - "People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are." - "God so loved the world that He did not send a committee." - "When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright." - "Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily." - "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives" - "Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world." - "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church." - "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns." - "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again." - "Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon." - "This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" ---------> (U R) - "Forbidden fruit creates many jams." - "In the dark? Follow the Son." - "If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd." [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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