HumorShack - Blonde Joke #18 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] The Genie A blonde was walking along the beach when she finds an old bottle floating in the water. The blonde goes over and picks it up and notices a cork in the top of the bottle. She pulls out the cork and a genie pops out. "Thankyou for letting me out after 10000 years, stuck in that bottle and to say thankyou I will give you 3 wishes. The blonde thinks for a little while and finally decides on her first wish. "I would like to be 10% smarter" The genie does her magic and she is turned into a red head. "I don't think I am smart enough yet, I would like to be 100% smarter than what I am" So the Genie does her magic a second time and she turns in to a brunette. "I don't think I am smart enough yet I would like to be 1000% smarter than what I am" So the genie turns her into a man! Submitted by: S. Dawes [Previous Joke] [Next Joke]

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