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HumorShack - Business Joke #44 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke]
Big sale
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local
paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening
time, in front of the store.
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and
colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and
knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the
second time, he said to the person at the end of the line...
"That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don't open the store!"
Submitted by BenHer14
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