HumorShack - Computer Joke #27 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Still a virgin A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible. "Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage." "The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day." "The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be." Submitted by Yaskj [Previous Joke] [Next Joke]