HumorShack - Computer Joke #52 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] PC message glossary It says: "Press Any Key" It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not moving." It says: "Press A Key" (This one's a programmers joke.) It means: Nothing happens unless you press the "A" key. It says: "Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E" It means: "... where you will be kept on hold for 30 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem." It says: "Installing program to C:\<Directory>...." It means: "... And I'll also be writing a few files into c:\windows and c:\windows\system where you'll NEVER find them." It says: "Please insert disk 7" It means: "Because I know there are only 6 disks." It says: "Not enough memory" It means: "I don't CARE if you've got 128MB of RAM, I want to use the bit below 640K." It says: "Cannot read from drive D:...." It means: "...however, if you put the CD in right side up..." It says: "Please Wait...." It means: "...indefinitely." It says: "Directory does not exist...." It means: "....any more. Whoops." It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close." It means: "....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back. Submitted by Peggy B. Stark [Previous Joke] [Next Joke]

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