HumorShack - Computer Joke #54 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Software Husband!!! Husband (Returning late from work) :"Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in." Wife??? : Have you brought the grocery? Husband : Bad command or filename. Wife??? : But I told you in the morning! Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort? Wife??? : What about my new Blouse? Husband : Variable not found ... Wife??? : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied... Wife??? : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband : Too many parameters... Wife??? : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband : Data type mismatch. Wife??? : You are useless. Husband : It's by Default. Wife??? : What about your Salary? Husband : File in use ...  Wife??? : What is my value in the family. Husband : Unknown Virus Wife???: By the way, who was the girl with you today? Husband: System Halted. Press Ctrl+Alt+Delete to reboot... Submitted by He-Man [Previous Joke] [Next Joke]

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