HumorShack - Computer Joke #61 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Ways To Irritate Bill Gates * Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.  * Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.  * Beat his high score on Tetris.  * Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.  * Tell him you heard he's "micro soft."  * Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.  * Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.  * Drop hints that Oprah's richer than he is.  * WWW him right in the dot-com.  * Two words: Dork tax.  [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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