HumorShack - Computer Joke #73 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] You've Got The Wrong ISP When... * Their company logo is two tin cans and a length of string.  * You check out their address, and it's a phone booth containing a Compaq portable and an acoustic coupler.  * Their chief technical officer lives in a 10-foot-by-7-foot shack in the woods.  * Their proud boast: "We've been on the Internet since it was CB radio."  * Their promo materials use the words "information" and "superhighway" in the same sentence.  * You order an SLIP/PPP connection, email, and 2MB of server space for your personal Web site, and the voice on the other end of the phone asks, "Would you like fries with that?"  * "As seen in Better Business Bureau special reports."  * "Access speeds up to 9,600 BPS in most areas."  * They hawk both domain names and Rolexes on the street corner.  * They charge for e-mail and downloads by the word. [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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