HumorShack - Computer Joke #84 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] How Things Would Be Different If Microsoft Was Located In Georgia * Their No. 1 product would be "Microsoft Winders."  * Instead of an hourglass icon, you'd get an empty beer bottle.  * Occasionally, you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag and some duct tape.  * Instead of "Yes," "No," or "Cancel," dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Aww-right," "Naw," or "Git."  * Instead of "Ta-Dah!" the opening sound would be "Dueling Banjos."  * The "Recycle Bin" in Winders95 would be an outhouse.  * Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player, you'd hear "Freebird!"  * Instead of "Start Me Up," the Winders95 theme song would be "Boot Scootin' Boogie."  * Powerpoint would be named "ParPawnt."  * Instead of "VP," Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz."  * Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am.  * Daisy Duke screen saver.  * "Well, the first thing you know old Bill's a billionaire..."  * Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor-Pull Simulator.  * Microsoft CEO "Billy-Bob" (a.k.a. "Bubba") Gates.  * "ParPawnt" would have a "Pond Scum" and a "Junk Yard" presentation template.  * One wrong turn while surfing the web would send you face to face with a 12-gauge shotgun.  * "This computer protected by Smith and Wesson" screen saver.  * Directions to Corporate Headquarters: "Down the road a block or so."  * Microsoft Word includes a phonetic spell checker, "Hookt on fonics werkt 4 me." [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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