HumorShack - Dirty Joke #17 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Expecting a baby There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby. The Rabbi  went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much  consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that when the  Rabbi's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After five or six children, this started to get expensive. The  congregation decided to hold a meeting again to discuss the  Rabbi's pay situation. As you can imagine there was much  yelling and bickering. Finally, the Rabbi got up and spoke  to the crowd. "Having children is an act of God!" In the back of the room, a little old man with a full beard stood  up and in his frail voice said, "Point of information - snow and  rain are also 'acts of God', but we wear rubbers!" Submitted by BenHer14 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke]