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Underwear

There was once a villager who got engaged to a girl from the 
neighboring village. One day he decided to walk there and visit 
his fiancée. So he asked his mum to go and buy some material 
to make him some new underwear since he had been wearing 
his for 3 months. 

His mum bought 5 meters and made two pairs for him with 
2 meters leaving 3 meters spare. He put on his new underwear 
and his best kilt (skirt) and set off for the next village. 

When he was half way there, he needed to go to the toilet, and 
took off his underwear, and hung it on a tree so as not to dirty it. 
When he was done, he forgot to put his underwear back on. 

When he got to his fiancée’s house, he sat opposite her so as to 
show off his new underwear. The girl looked shocked. When the 
man saw her expression, he thought she was impressed with his 
new underwear, and said, 
"Do u like it? I have another 3 meters at home."

Submitted by Annette

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