HumorShack - Dirty Joke #31 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Tip to tip The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered  an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired  right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch  measured in a straight line along the retiring general's body  between two points he chose. The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure  from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. 6 feet. He walked  out with a check for $720,000. The second general asked them to measure from the tip of his  outstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked out with a check  for $960,000. Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third. When he was  asked where to measure, he told the pension man, "from the tip of  my penis to the tip of my testicles." The pension man said that  would be fine but he'd better get the Medical Officer to do the  measuring. The Medical Officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em...  he did... The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of the  general's penis and began to work back. "Oh..My!", he said,  "where are your testicles?" The general replied, "back in Vietnam!" Submitted by Hans ­ K0HB [Previous Joke] [Next Joke]