HumorShack - Dirty Joke #60 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Hardened There is a boy taking a walk in the woods and he walks by a lake. The boy looked over in the water and saw a naked girl swimming. She asked him to come in. The boy ran as fast as he could away from there. The boy later returned and the girl asked him why he ran. The boy replied, "Mom told me if I looked at a naked girl that I will turn into stone and parts of me were already getting getting harder. Submitted by Alex [Previous Joke] [Next Joke]