HumorShack - Lawyer Joke #35 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] You're Attending The Wrong Law School If... * Materials needed for Torts 101 include a baking sheet and apron.  * Morely Safer and his camera crew are on campus more often than you are.  * If you last the entire eight weeks, Sally Struthers personally signs your diploma.  * Admission test, found on back of a matchbook, requires you to draw Marcia Clark's briefs.  * Faculty recruited from the exercise yard.  * The Dean once failed to get James Earl Jones acquitted on a charge that he "talks like a sissy."  * Professors always accept 5th Amendment as an excuse for not turning in homework.  * Every question answered with, "You can't handle the truth!"  * Two words: Dean Wapner  * Three hours a day of chasing a little metal ambulance around a dog track.  * In mock trials, the judge always sentences you to a spanking.  * Today's lecture: "Fight for Your Right to Party," by visiting professor Adam "The King AdRock" Horovitz.  * Your roommate is on a "John Gotti Scholarship."  * Can't see the blackboard over Axl Rose's hair.  * The white wigs and black robes may be a tradition, but there's no explaining the lipstick, garter belts, and high heels.  [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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