HumorShack - Lawyer Joke #53 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Roadkill A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking along the road. The truck driver made it a practice to hit any pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by.  One day, he spotted a priest walking along the road and stopped to give him a ride. A little further along, as he approached the town, he spotted a lawyer walking along the side of the road.  Automatically, he veered his truck towards the lawyer, but...then he remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center, but he heard a "whump" and in the rear view mirror he spotted the lawyer rolling across the field.  He turned to the priest and said, "Father, I'm sure that I missed that lawyer!"  And the priest replied, "That's OK, my son, I got him with the door." [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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