HumorShack - Lawyer Joke #79 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Things Prison Guards Hate * Inmates who don't flush after eating chili for lunch.  * Inmates who look like the sperm used to conceive them was 100% steroids.  * Coming up with one too many during a head count.  * Having to break up a fight in the shower.  * Being asked to be the bridesmaid when two inmates tie the knot.  * Recognizing the newest inmate as your proctologist.  * The fact that inmates get more cable channels than you do at home.  * Having a new neighbor move in next door who looks wa-a-a-y to familiar.  * Being on a first-name basis with a serial sex killer.  * Finding a hole in your glove after completing a body cavity search.  * Learning that your mother just announced her engagement to # 93A44274.  [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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