HumorShack - Lawyer Joke #82 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Signs You're An Overweight Cop You spend a lot of your time trying to apprehend Big Macs.  You have two holsters: One for your gun, one for Italian Sausage.  The last time you saw your feet, "Kojak" was on in prime time.  Instead of yelling "Freeze!" you yell "Fritos!"  Even a patrol car's big block engine can't propel you more than 30 mph.  You sometimes work undercover as a sofa.  You take the phrase, "Take a bite out of crime" too literally.  Several times a year, rescue workers have to use jaws of life to get you out of your squad car.  Your ass is known as the fourth precinct.  You're frequently used as a roadblock.  [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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