HumorShack - Miscellaneous Joke #24 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Great gifts Three sons of a Yiddish Mama left their homeland, went abroad and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their old mother. AVRAHAM, the first, said: "I built a big house for our mother." MOISHE, the second, said: "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." DAVID, the youngest, said: "You remember how our mother enjoys reading the bible. Now she can't see very well. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the whole bible. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse." Soon thereafter, a letter of thanks came from their mother. AVRAHAM, she said, the house you built is so huge. I live only in one room, but I have to clean the whole house. MOISHE, she said, I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the Mercedes and that driver has shpilkas -- he's a pain in the tuchas. DAVID, the chicken was delicious.   Submitted by: Dan M [Previous Joke] [Next Joke]

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