HumorShack - Miscellaneous Joke #31 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Easter bunny It was the night before Easter and the father was in a hurry to get home, when a bunny rabbit leaped in front of his car. He swerved too late and hit the poor rabbit. Stopping immediately the driver ran back to see if the bunny was okay. But it was too late. It was the Easter bunny and it was dead. The man began to cry uncontrollably. A lady driver saw him and stopped to see what the trouble was. Sobbing, the man told her what happened and how bad he felt. Suddenly she left to go to her car. As suddenly she returned and began to spray the poor bunny with the contents of a can she had retrieved. To the man's amazement, the Easter bunny was revived. He stood there speechless as the rabbit waved at the man and the lady. The rabbit continued on its way waving at them. Going further the rabbit turned and waved again. The Easter bunny continued to wave until it was out of sight. The man was overjoyed and relieved and finally able to speak. "What was that you sprayed on the rabbit?" he asked. She showed him the label-which read: HARE SPRAY BRINGS HARE BACK TO LIFE GOOD FOR PERMANENT WAVE Submitted by: Pepe [Previous Joke] [Next Joke]

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