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Mobilization

The mobilization in the forest was announced and therefore all of the animals were getting ready to go to war.One of the requirements was shaving of the heads. The rabbit was elected as being responsible for fulfilment of that procedure.
All of the animals did what they were told except the lion who refused to shave his bushy head:


-Listen to me, rabbit, I'm the king and I refuse to look ugly.
-You will not look ugly. Look at the rat. It didn't mind shaving it's head.
- I'm not a rat,-replied the hedgehog indignantly.

Submitted by: Giedrius Kolesnikovas

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