HumorShack - Miscellaneous Joke #41 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Lost one of our engines There was a plane flying in from Europe to the United States and was about 800 miles out from land when one of the engines quit. The Captain came over the intercom and addressed the passengers, "This is your Captain speaking. We have just lost one of our engines. There is no reason to panic. The flight will continue as planned but may take a little longer to reach our destination. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the remainder of the flight." About 5 minutes later, the other engine quit. Now the Captain was worried. Again, he got on the intercom and addressed the passengers, "This is your Captain speaking. We have lost the other engine. We will not be able to reach land and will have to make an emergency landing in the water. There is a chance we will not make it through the landing, but if we do, the water is only 37 degrees, and it will take the rescue party about an hour to get to where we will be. Some people may end up freezing before the rescue. I have radioed ahead and given them our location. You may want to take this time to reflect back on anything or say a small prayer to help comfort yourselves." A very attractive woman in the back of the plane began to panic. She jumped up and started running up and down the length of the plane yelling, "I want a man to treat me like a woman one last time. Just one man, one last time." A very athletic man rose from the back, ripped off his shirt, threw it at her and said, "Here. Go iron this, bitch!" Submitted by: Super [Previous Joke] [Next Joke]

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