HumorShack - Miscellaneous Joke #74 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Flight out of Dallas Two Sailors boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Marine got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Sailors. The Marine kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Sailor in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a coke." "No problem," said the Marine, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, one of the Sailors picked up the Marine's shoe and spit in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Sailor said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other Sailor picked up the other shoe and spit in it. The Marine returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to Houston. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on?" the Marine asked. "This fighting between our groups? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?" Submitted by BenHer14 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke]

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