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What is the meaning of this?

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held."

"Well," the young man replied, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."

A thief stuck a pistol in a gentleman's ribs and said, 'Give me your money.' 
The gentleman shocked by the sudden attack said, 'You cannot do this, I am a congressman.'
The thief said, 'In that case, give me my money.'

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