HumorShack - Political Joke #32 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] The Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky & Ted Kaczynski Limericks There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski.  -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.  -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter Given the choice to be blown.  -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a young girl called Lewinsky, Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski When on Kenneth Starr's lap She confided, when trapped, "Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky." * (*Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse not to be confused with the ballet dancer.) [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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