HumorShack - Political Joke #35 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] A Tragedy Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street and a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."  "No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."  A girl raises her hand. "If a schoolbus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved...that would be a tragedy."  "I'm afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."  The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.  "What?" asks Clinton, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"  Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, that would be a tragedy."  "Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"  "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!" [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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