HumorShack - Political Joke #40 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Nixon Vs. Clinton Major Scandal during their presidency.... Nixon: Watergate  Clinton: Waterbed  The President's biggest fear....  Nixon: The Cold War  Clinton: The Cold Sore  Complaints toward the President.....  Nixon: Carpet-Bombing  Clinton: Carpet-Burns  Their Vice-Presidents...  Nixon: His was Greek  Clinton: His is a Geek.  Presidential qualities.....  Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger.  Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her.  Things the President couldn't explain....  Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes  Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase  Job titles.... Nixon: Ex-President Clinton: Sex-President  Slogans.... Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One" Clinton: Known for women pointing at him and saying "He's the one"  Known for.... Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak  Acquaintances.... Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy Clinton: Well acquainted with G Spot  Famous feats.... Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh Clinton: Took on Ho  Quoted as.... Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor Clinton: Talked of getting a piece while on her  Presidential Nicknames....  Nixon: Tricky Dick  Clinton: Tricky Dick  and finally, Presidential excuses....  Nixon: I am not a crook!  Clinton: I did not do nook! [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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