HumorShack - Political Joke #43 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Webster's Clintonese "My fellow citizens" = "Suckers"  "I didn't inhale" = "I think you're all idiots"  "goals" = "lies"  "broad-based contributions" = "taxes"  "investing in our infrastructure" = "pork-barrel spending"  "spending cuts" = "decimating the military"  "jobs program" = "military base lay-offs"  "Vietnam" = "where?"  "Attorney General" = "the first semi-qualified woman I could find without a criminal record"  "God bless America" = "God help us, 'cause I don't have a clue" [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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