HumorShack - Political Joke #48 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] "Starr I Are" A newly discovered tale of Dr. Seuss  I'm here to ask As you'll soon see -- Did you grope Miss Lewinsky?  Did you grope her In your house? Did you grope Beneath her blouse?  I did not do that Here or there-- I did not do that Anywhere!  I did not do that Near or far -- I did not do that Starr-You-Are.  Did you smile? Did you flirt? Did you peek Beneath her skirt?  And did you tell the girl to lie When called upon To testify?  I do not like you Starr-You-Are -- I think that you Have gone too far.  I will not answer Any more -- Perhaps I will go Start a war!  The public's easy To distract -- When bombs are Falling on Iraq! [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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