HumorShack - Political Joke #52 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] An Oral Tale Here’s a tale from the oval office  Told without rancour or malice  About intern acts  And oral sex  On the presidential phallus.  Bill’s dick was out of its stable  With Monica willing and able  To meet and greet  That piece of meat  Beneath a White House table.  Matters of state were delayed  As he wanted a little quick head  But after one slick lick  On the end of his dick  He came on her blue dress instead.  Said Monica "This is really a pain  For you’ve gone and left a big stain  But no way will I wash it  I’ll keep it and stash it  For someday I may need it again."  Said Bill "I hope that no-one has seen us  With you going down on my penis  For no one must know  That you gave me a blow  So we’ll keep this thing strictly between us."  But after making so messy a slip  Between Bill’s dick and her lip  Monica felt a need to confess  About the stain on her dress  To the loathsome Linda Tripp.  To her cost poor Monica found  That Linda was wired up for sound  She had her tape running  For the tale of Bill’s cuming  And that’s how the word got around.  Then Tripp told that fellow Ken Starr  Who wanted Bill’s Balls in a jar  And he created a dinsky  That made Miss Lewinsky  Hand that dress into the bar.  This guy Starr will not rest  And the Feds are doing their best  To see if that spot  Is Bill’s cum or not  By running a DNA test.  Poor Bill feels a bit of a twit  About all that Lewinsky bit  For by being immoral  And indulging in oral  He’s landed himself in the shit.  You’ll remember Bill’s pot-smoking tale  And this time he’ll surely not fail  To say ejaculations  Aren’t sexual relations  Because Monica didn’t inhale.  [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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