HumorShack - Political Joke #53 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Johnnie Cochran On Bill From the law offices of Johnnie Cochran, Esq, here are the top proposed closing arguments in the matter of United States Vs Bill Clinton:  * If the dress ain't a mess, he won't need to confess!  * The economy's great, let the white boy skate!  * If the bitch didn't spit, you must aquit!  * If she is not spread eagle, then it's not illegal!  * Lewinsky's a whore, and Bill's better than Gore!  * So he lied to the masses, he was just saving some asses!  * He cheats on his wife, but it's his personal life!  * Bill won't tell the truth until he sees Ken Starr's proof!  * Bill is not sleazy, Lewinsky's just easy!  * If the sex is just oral, it's not really immoral!  [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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