HumorShack - Political Joke #55 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] A President In Love To the tune of Dion's "A Teenager in Love" Last night we had a quarrel Over a cute little tart 'Cause I lost my head From the very start. Every night I think Ken Starr's heard too much Why must I be a President in love!?! One day I loved old Hillary Next day I was a cad Guess I'm just a rake  A fun lovin' happy lad. Every night I think Ken Starr's heard too much Why must I be a President in love!?! The dress was smeared  The blouse was too I'll be a happy man  If Monica says I do. Every night I think Ken Starr's heard too much Why must I be a President in love!?! If you wanna have sex with me I'd like to do it too And if you want to tell a lie I'll just go and pardon you. Every night I think Ken Starr's heard too much Why must I be a President in love!?! [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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