HumorShack - Political Joke #62 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Top Cigar Ad Slogans *These aren't your father's cigars ... or your mother's, for that matter.  *When's the last time you had a good stiff Cuban?  *Because size really does matter.  *The bigger the hole, the bigger we roll.  *Available in small, medium, and donkey sizes.  *The "fun-to-put-in" carcinogen!  *New ribs for her pleasure. (oops.. that was for condoms)  *After a strokin' it's still good for smokin'.  *Long enough for a man, but made for a woman.  *Won't leave a mess all over her dress!  *All the flavor of a fine Cuban cigar...with the pungent aroma of a tuna canning factory!  *These won't go floppy in your mouth.  *The best thing you'll ever find in a box.  *Melts in your mouth, not in her muff!  *Cigars... they're not just for oral pleasure any more.  *Batteries not included.  [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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