HumorShack - Political Joke #64 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Changes At The White House Since The Clinton's Got A Puppy *Accusations of crotch-sniffing at the White House no longer automatically implicate the President.  *New "doggy door" makes it that much easier to sneak out for a midnight run to McDonald's.  *At long last, Bill won't have to flinch *every* time he hears "Bad boy."  *President no longer the only one accused of burying his bone in someone else's yard.  *Even more silly photo opportunities for the President on the White House lawn.  *New, unwelcome presents under the Christmas tree.  *Obviously miffed Socks slips Kenneth Starr a note reading "Bil luvs Monika!"  *Shouts of "Come!" from Lincoln bedroom no longer make Hillary suspicious.  *Chelsea now has to share her room with more popular sibling when she comes home from school.  *Pipe and slipper retrieval removed from Al Gore's daily to-do list.  *Roger Clinton no longer is the only one to piddle in the Rose Garden.  *Cries of "What a dog!" no longer make Janet Reno burst into tears at State dinners.  *To the embarrassment of the trainers, dog still unable to tell Al Gore from a tree.  *"Get that horny fur ball off my leg!" no longer refers exclusively to the President.  [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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