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Why Bill Clinton Won't Resign

* Fall semester crop of interns just starting White House duty! 

* Investment in Rush Limbaugh's radio show paying off big time! 

* Al Gore not finished washing stains out of oval office carpet. 

* Two more annual "Vodka Hummer" weekends already scheduled with Boris Yeltsin. 

* Free Adult Cable at the White House. 

* Just spent $350.00 on "Seasons Greetings from the White House" holiday cards. 

* Bimbo access tunnel beneath White House just nearing completion. 

* Needs more time to remove smut from White House Personal Computer. 

* Approval rating still soaring high (according to the latest correctional facility polls). 

* Hillary said no!!

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