HumorShack - Political Joke #69 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Bill's Questions For The New White House Press Secretary * "Does cigar smoke bother you?"  * "How many lies per minute can you type?"  * "You wouldn't ask a lot of questions if the President had to hide a girl in your podium, would you?"  * "How long can you stare at Sam Donaldson without giggling at his hairpiece?"  * "Are you willing to work for Al Gore in a few months?"  * "Please state, in 100 words or more, absolutely nothing."  * "Would you talk on the phone with the President while he's 'otherwise engaged'?"  * "Do you give your word that you will do your best -- just kidding, like someone's word means anything around here."  * "Would you mind having sex with Hillary once in a while?"  * "Is your wife cute?" [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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