HumorShack - Political Joke #71 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Clinton's Alternatives To Impeachment * Must take 63 swings to the head from Mark McGwire.  * All of Clinton's interns must now be former "Golden Girls."  * Arrange for him to be President of France, where they're into that stuff.  * The place: San Quentin. The cell mate: Hillary.  * Must deliver next State of the Union speech while wearing "the dress."  * Every day from 9am to 10am, ordinary citizens may come to the White House and sass him.  * At public appearances, "Hail to the Chief" replaced by cheesy porn movie music.  * Must issue formal apology to Ted Kennedy for giving philandering politicians everywhere a bad name.  * See Bobbitt, John Wayne.  * No "Xena" for two weeks. [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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