HumorShack - Sports Joke #16 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Top ten reasons why the Dallas Cowboys lost to San Francisco 10. Afraid to play in Super Bowl against anyone but the Bills. 9. Distracted by delicious smell of barbecue coming from John Madden's announce booth. 8. Trying to make one of Marv Albert's blooper reels. 7. Our friends on New York Jets convinced us: "Winning's no big deal." 6. Worried sick about Letterman botching the Academy Awards. 5. Those big guys on other team kept trying to knock us down. 4. Who needs all the pressure of a Super Bowl? Not us, Lonnie! 3. Felt weird after eating bloody clams [During a "Supermarket Finds" segment, Dave displayed a can of bloody clams]. 2. What a time to notice -- them cheerleader outfits is skimpy! 1. Tired of going to Disneyland. Submitted by: Anonymous [Previous Joke] [Next Joke]

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