HumorShack - Sports Joke #27 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] More Cowboys fun Michael Irvin recently demanded a trade from the Cowboys to the Eagles, because he wanted the crack in the Liberty Bell. Q: Why is Michael Irvin like a social disease? . . . . . A: He's embarrassing, he goes away for a few weeks but then comes back, and he responds well to drugs.   Q: If Michael Irvin, Leon Lett, and Erik Williams are riding in a car, who's driving? . . . . . A: The cop.   Bumper sticker seen on a police car in the Dallas, Texas area: GO COWBOYS!...and take the Mavericks with you.   The Cowboys employ scouts. But not to watch other teams. To look out for cops. --The Miami Herald   The joke in Big D these days is that the 'Boys go out on the town wearing three championship rings and a home-confinement bracelet. Submitted by: Anonymous [Previous Joke] [Next Joke]

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