HumorShack - Sports Joke #4 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Baseball in Heaven There were two old men who had loved baseball all of their life. They had grown up in the same town where they played together thru grade school, high school and then college. After college they didn't have the skill for professional ball so they learned to be umpires in order to stay around the game. They started in the minors and being very good umpires soon moved on to the majors where they umpired for many years. After they retired, they continued to umpire for youth ball like little league. However, as they grew older and older, they started to worry about what it would be like after they died. Would there be baseball after death??? Finaly they made a pact. The first one to die would, if at all possible, come back immediately and tell the other about baseball after death. Finaly Joe died and went to Heaven. After much argument he convinced St. Peter to let him return in a dream to his friend Fred and this conversation ensued: Joe: "Fred, I made it to heaven and I have both good news and bad news" Fred: "Well, what is the good news" Joe: "We don't have to worry about baseball any more. There is all kinds up here. We can umpire from sand lot ball to the major leagues. In fact I have 3rd base tomorrow night" Fred: "THAT'S GREAT!! What could possibly be bad news after that?" Joe: "You have the plate!" Submitted by: Gabriel [Previous Joke] [Next Joke]

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