HumorShack - Sports Joke #40 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Cowboy Truths 1. What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?........A huddle.  2. Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?......The police.  Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore? ...It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.  Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a teammate having sex.  I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin.  They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a Coke machine.  The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on "grass."  The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.  The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.  The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense,  so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran  How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? Studying their Miranda Rights. [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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