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NFL Team Lame Names

When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL. 

AFC West:

Denver Broncos - Denver Donkeys 
Kansas City Chiefs - Kansas City Griefs 
Los Angeles Raiders - Los Angeles Faders 
San Diego Chargers - San Diego Rechargers 
Seattle Seahawks - Seattle Weehawks 

AFC Central: 

Cincinnati Bengals - Cincinnati Plaingels 
Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Clowns 
Houston Oilers - Houston Spoilers 
Pittsburgh Steelers - Pittsburgh Reelers 

AFC East: 
Buffalo Bills - Buffalo Nils
Buffalo Spills 
Indianapolis Colts - Indianapolis Dolts 
Miami Dolphins - Miami Stallfins
Miami Soft Ones 
New England Patriots - New England Patsys 
New York Jets - New York Pets
New York Not Yets 


NFC West:

Atlanta Falcons - Atlanta Fellcons 
New Orleans Saints - New Orleans Aint's 
Los Angeles Rams - Los Angeles Lambs 
San Francisco 49ers - San Francisco Whiners 


NFC Central:


Chicago Bears - Chicago Fairs 
Detroit Lions - Detroit Cryin's
Detroit Kittens 
Green Bay Packers - Green Bay Fudgepackers
Green Bay Slackers
Green Bay Whackers 
Minnesota Vikings - Minnesota Tykes
Minnesota ViQueens 
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Tampa Bay Yuccaneers 


NFC East:

Arizona Cardinals - Arizona Tardynals 
Dallas Cowboys - Dallas Cowgirls
Dallas Cowpie 
New York Giants - New York Midgets 
Philadelphia Eagles - Philadelphia Beagles 
Washington Redskins - Washington Deadskins
Washington Foreskins 


Expansion Teams:

Carolina Panthers - Carolina Can't-thers 
Jacksonville Jaguars - Jacksonville Saguars

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