HumorShack - Sports Joke #46 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Application To Become A Green Bay (Fudge)Packers Fan Name ___________________________ CB Handle _______________________ Neck Shade: _____ Light Red _____ Medium Red _____ Dark Red Number of Teeth in exposed full grin: (Neither can exceed 3) Upper _____ Lower _____ Mobile Home Color: _____ Two-Tone, Brown and White _____ Two-Tone, Pink and White _____ Faded Green Model of Pickup Truck:____________________ Size of Tires: ______________________ Length of Right Leg: ________________ Length of Left Leg ________________ Note: To be accepted, you must be honest, and you must be able to check at least 20 items from the questions below. Note that good Packer fans can sometimes check many answers for some of the questions.  I am in love with: ___ My Right Hand ___ My Left Hand ___ Both Hands  My favorite music is: ___ Country ___ Western ___ Anything played on an accordion  My favorite meal is: ___ Head Cheese and Old Milwaukee ___ Venison Sausage & Old Milwaukee ___ Cheese Curd & Old Milwaukee ___ Pickled Pigs' Feet ___ 7 Courses: Brat & Six-Pack ___ $5.99 Fish Fry  Preferred Weapon: ___ 12 Guage ___ Tire Iron ___ Forehead ___ Chain Saw ___ Ice Auger  Primary Auto: ___ '67 Ford Galaxy ___ '67 Ford Galaxy with Transmission ___ '67 Ford Galaxy with '73 Chevy Impala Transmission ___ '67 Ford Galaxy with '73 Chevy Impala Transmission and '71 Buick Wagon Engine  I usually greet people by saying: ___ Ya Hey Dere ___ Dem Packers is playing like a bunch of Old Women ___ Dey should take da whole bunch a dem Madison liberals and just linem up and shootem  I can count to: ___ 10 ___ 20, if I take off my boots ___ 21, if I get neked  I am: ___ Gay ___ Just willing to learn  Favorite Reading: ___ Fishing Facts ___ Beer Bottle Labels ___ Guns and Ammo ___ Today's Mercenary ___ Polka Digest  Things in my front yard: ___ Various Kitchen Appliances ___ Car on Blocks ___ Transmissions ___ Deer hanging from tree limb (in-season) ___ Deer hanging from tree limb (out of season)  My favorite female in the world is: ___ My Sister ___ Mo Mother ___ Both, because my sister is my mother  I mostly wear: ___ Polyester pants with snags ___ Polyester pants with holes ___ Green Bay Belt Buckle  The most memorable event I ever attended: ___ Minocqua Moose call competition ___ Omega Outboard Motor Repair Finals ___ Lake Tomahawk Crew Cut Championships ___ Carp Queen Beauty Contest ___ Spread Eagle International proctologists Convention  My favorite entertainment is: ___ Deer hunting while drinking ___ Watching Green Acres reruns while drinking ___ Snowmobiling while drinking  Pick one: ___ Someone is helping me read this ___ Someone is reading this for me [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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